Things have been going gangbusters. Or perhaps ballbusters. Sometimes, it’s hard to tell. We were going to shoot our next music video tomorrow but it's going to be as hot as a motherfucker outside and the band was going to wear suits and ties. That would certainly have been fun. Oh well, perhaps next weekend. In the meantime, I’ve got a couple of new demos. Keep in mind, that I can’t sing or play….that’s why I have the lovely Carissa and her band of merry musicians.
The Trouble With Boys – (please keep in mind, that I’m writing these for Carissa to sing and they in now way represent my true feelings) From time to time, Carissa likes me to do songs of a humorous nature. This is one such attempt.
Curse This Town – Anyone who lives in this town will tell you what a hell hole it is. If L.A. did to people physically, what it does to their souls, it would taped off and nobody would be allowed near the place. This song explores that theme.
And now….More Captioned Pics!!
This is what the band would look like if everyone was as tall as Carissa.
Dong is one of the few men on Earth who suffers from Penis Envy.
“All I’m saying is, if you were to die, God forbid, I’d like to eat my breakfast cereal out of your hollowed out skull.”
Jason works hard 24/7 at being the cuddliest member of the band.
“I wonder why the guys want me to hold the mic like this, even when I’m not singing?”
This was taken during an audition for the New My Three Songs opening credits.
“So, you have no loved ones in the country, or people who would report you missing right away?
“So, I said to the cop, if you think I’m drunk now, you should have seen me this morning.”
No matter how intense the rehearsal is, everything stops when Carissa scratches her boobs.
“I don’t know why I’m so itchy today.”
“Ooooh yeah, baby. Scritchy, scratchy scritch, scritch!”
Dong really likes it when his underwear feels all squishy.
Say, if you’d like to come over to my place after rehearsal, I make a pretty mean Arroz con Gandules.
This is Jason practicing his, “Being Really Cuddly From A Distance” exercise.
“Hey Jason, you’re looking mighty fucking cuddly over there, man.”
“Oh boy, it’s workin’!”
“I’m an old, mad demented fuck, surrounded by all kinds of electronic shit. Bwa ha ha! You’re dead, Flash Gordon. Dead! Bwa ha ha!”
“If a fool and his money are soon parted, how come these guys aren’t absolutely fucking destitute?”
“Shit! I can only feel my right ear! Am I going deaf?”
“Dear Dixie Chicks: Just to let you know that I’d dump these ugly, drunken fucks in a heartbeat to come sing with your band.”
This is Jason’s “Cuddly But With An Edge” look.
“Dear Pointer Sisters: I could be your long lost missing sister, Albinie Pointer.”
“Oh boy! Am I gonna have me some Lucky Charms in a nice new bowl tomorrow morning!”
“Dear Menudo. I just thought I’d check to see if you were thinking of getting back together and needed a really cute keyboard player. I think our guitar player wants to eat me”
“And they were the size of grapefruits and as pink and kissable as a baby’s toes."
“Boy, I’d be happy just to be half as cuddly as Jason. He’s really got it goin’ on!”
Even though Juan’s head had been turned into a cereal bowl, he still managed to make the next rehearsal.
“Hey, I’m not even in this weird, fucking band. Leave me out of it!”
Here is Discount Romance’s very first single and video. Now available on I-Tunes and Amazon!
This is their promo video.
And product from Discout Romance's sister bands!!!
Don’t Tell Betsy’s latest single.
Here is the latest Death of the Author Brigade video.
Simple Song
And here’s the latest song by Death of the Author Brigade:
'Boy Next Door' is a bouncy little tune about a girl taking "Being Neighborly" to the next level. Who lives across the lawn from you?
And here is Don’t Tell Betsy’s latest video. Enjoy the spectacle.
