Discount Romance - In The Studio!

Well, we were back in the studio today at Barry Fasman’s Sanctuary Entertainment Studios and the results will stun and amaze you. Both Discount Romance and Don’t Tell Betsy do almost all their vocals with the talented Mr. Fasman. He has a real ear for a harmony and knows how to get the goods for the various divas that I drag before him.  I'm mentioning no names.

Dong was there. He has demanded to be allowed to sing on this, his favorite song on the album. Who am I to smash a young guitarist’s dreams? Carissa, of course, sang like an angel. I can’t wait for everyone to hear these songs!

Dong also added some lead guitar to Sweet Leaf and The Road to Hannah with my awe-inspiring Les Paul.  (thanks for the pres, hon!)

One of the surprises of the afternoon was that young Miss Beth (Dong’s rather fetching gal) added some harmonies to Road to Hannah.

We’ve also created a Facebook page for all our Discount Romance news and cute pics. You can find that here: Like us and become a fan and you’ll get even more Discount Romance news!



Aaron has just done some extra keys for I Know It’s Only Love. They will be winging their way to Minnesota today to get a magic mix from Daniel K.

And now…More Captioned Pics!

If our record is a hit, Carissa may actually be able to afford a dress to go over her slip. Please, buy as many copies as you can afford!

While Darrell is spending his pension money on expensive studio time, Dong relaxes by pointing at his dick.

"Just another couple of hours and these fuckers will be gone!"

"It says here that I'm gonna meet some tall blond chick who's going to fall for me and become my complete love slave."

“In your fucking dreams, Charlie Chan.”

“Hello! The singer is here. Where the fuck is my fucking Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte?”

Barry looks amazed. It's one of the things he does best.

"Hey everybody. Yes, you're right! It's really me, Dong, and I’m looking absolutely fucking fabulous!"

"Barry loves us!"

"If this band ever comes into my studio again, I swear I’ll rip my own leg off and beat them to death with my knee."

“Hmmmm. I wonder if it’s really as tiny as they say they are?”

Dong has just eaten 16 Ex-lax bars and now he's just waiting for the “Party” to start.

Dong shows Barry how he can watch Upskirt Porn on his guitar tuner.

“Hello! I’m the fucking singer! How come there aren’t more funny captioned pictures of me in the piece of shit?”

Here is Discount Romance’s very first single and video. Now available on I-Tunes and Amazon!





This is their promo video.

Click this for their blog with news, demos, videos and goofy-captioned pictures of the band.

Don’t Tell Betsy’s latest single.



Here is the latest Death of the Author Brigade video.

Simple Song


And here’s the latest song by Death of the Author Brigade:

'Boy Next Door' is a bouncy little tune about a girl taking "Being Neighborly" to the next level. Who lives across the lawn from you?



And here is Don’t Tell Betsy’s latest video. Enjoy the spectacle.