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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Discount Romance – Carrie’s Got A Lover

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Well, it’s finally happened! Discount Romance has released its very first single. The bedtrack was recorded at Mystery Mammal Studios, the vocals were done at Sanctuary Entertainment Studios and overdubs at The House of Kent in Hollywood.

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Dong, Dan, Jason, Kent, Juan and Carissa would also offer a special thank you to Dan K. for his brilliant mixing job and Aaron for the extra keyboard tracks.

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The video was put together by Dong.

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I would like to point out that no female singers were hurt in the making of the music video. Give it a listen and if you like it, for God’s sake pass it on to your friends!



And now…..More stupid Captioned Pics!

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"I'm miffed.  When I signed onto this band, I was promised a fine array of sandwiches."

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“Who wrote “Lick this and win a prize” on my microphone?”

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Dan’s favorite perfume is Eau de Corona.

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When it comes to playing the guitar, Kent stands alone. That’s because, if you get anywhere near him, he will bean you with his Epiphone.

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“Whoa! There’s no way I should have had that last, sinfully sweet Little Debbie Cake.

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“The next guy who cracks wise about me being a lumberjack and being okay is going to get a mouth full of tuning pegs. Capische?”

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“Oh Kent’s a lumberjack and he’s OKAYYYYYYY!”

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“I just can’t decide which is my favorite furry woodland creature. There all so cute. What’s your favorite woodland creature, Kent?”

“Fuck off, you little shit!”

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What Carissa doesn’t know is…never mind, it’s way, way to gross to even bring up. Ewwwwwww!

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Dan hits that perfect moment of head-swirling drunkenness. Three minutes from when this pic was taken, he was vomiting into his own underwear.

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“Everybody hates me. But what I really want is for everyone to hate and fear me.”

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“How’s that even possible, that he’s puking in his own underwear? Oh God, now he’s barfing in Dong’s underwear.”

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Jason spots a cockroach walking towards him carrying a trouser-ladder and a saw.

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Kent continues to work on his manifesto: “And the meek shall know not peace and the disobedient will know not their heads.”

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Dan closes his eyes so he can dream about walking into Carissa’s room and seeing her naked.

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Carissa closes her eyes so she can dream about putting on some clothes before Dan gets there.

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“And those who sing songs about lumberjacks will be especially punished.”

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“Shit man, what’s a guy got to do to get his unflattering picture and an insulting caption put in this fucking blog?

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Dong is one drunken, ugly motherfucker.


“Finally! Was that so hard?”

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“Maybe I’m just too cute to say nasty things about?”

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“You see the shit a girl has got to put up with to be in a band with a super bad-ass new single?”

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This is the very first Discount Romance promo video. It’s now a classic collector’s item worth thousands of dollars.



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