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Saturday, August 6, 2011

Rehearsal 8-2-11

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Well, things are happening at a fast and furious pace for Discount Romance. Mixes are flying back and forth from Minnesota to Los Angeles. Vocals are being recorded with Barry Fasman at his Sanctuary Studios.

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Rehearsals for our next trip to Mysterious Mammal Studios are on-going and we’re about to venture into the enigmatic layer of Kent to do some lead guitar tracks with Dong.

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We even managed to work on Everyone’s a Cowboy last night. Tempers got a little on the toasty side. Strong opinions were expressed but remarkably, there were no deaths.

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Dong’s lovely and talented girlfriend showed up again and skillfully sliced fruit on his Android while we blew out her ear drums.

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Discount Romanced dined on Robbie Macs Pizza. Endorsement deals are always welcome. I’m just saying….

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And Dan is going on vacation for two weeks. We shall miss his tattered baseball hat and his big beer drinking head.

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The ever-busy Jason is booked all week, so we’re not getting together for rehearsal again until next Monday.

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Just in case there are any ad executives out there, this is how well Dong drinks Coca-Cola. This has got to be worth a few bucks, right?



A picture of our adorable singer.

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Nighttime Song - This tune seems to get better and better, every time Carissa sings it. It’s destined to be a classic, just from her performance alone.



And now….More captioned pictures!!!

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As a memory aid, when Kent hits a wrong chord, he Tazers his own testicles. Of course when he hits the right chord, he also Tazers his own testicles.

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In the early days of the band, we had everyone audition to see who would be Carissa. Juan missed getting the job by that much…..

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“I’m not saying I’m gay, I’m just saying you look really, really attractive in those headphones.”

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Dong can’t really decide whether his left leg is super stiff from the motorcycle accident or from staring at Carissa’s boobs.

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It’s adorable looks like this that make Jason the official “Little Moppet” of the band.

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Note to powerful ad execs: We even have high quality stills of Dong enjoying the cool, refreshing taste of a sparkling Coca-Cola. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Just in case Carissa comes to her senses and quits the band, we keep a blond chick handy at all times.

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Interesting Discount Romance fact: Jason’s Harry Potter wand is mahogany with a core of Dragon lips.

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Even while singing a tender ballad, Carissa has to keep a mighty fist at the ready to repel any sudden lunges at her by Kent.

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Juan just can’t decide which Jonas Brother he looks most like.

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“I don’t like the camera being thrust in my face, but at least he isn’t taking another picture of my ass.”

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Another picture of Carissa’s ass.

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After 17 wet ones, Jason is a small blond wig away from taking this little honey home for the night.

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On second thought, “Let’s get the party STARTED!”

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After two of his own homemade brownies, Dan mistakes his guitar for a 17 pound large-mouth bass.

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When on tour, the rest of the band plan to tie a rope around Juan’s waist and throw him out into the hotel hallway. Then, when adoring groupies gather round, they’ll just reel him back into the room.

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“Just a quick trip out to Dong’s car with this baby and I become the only guitarist in the band.”

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Dan is very happy that his girlfriend is finally back home. Now, if only he could remember where he lived…

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Every time Carissa picks up a drink, there’s a possibility she’ll spill some on her top.

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Somewhere in the world a cuddly red panda is being ripped to pieces by wolves.

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There’s a point in a drinkin’ man’s evening when he gets the overpowering urge to punch some books.

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Would you buy Mongolian Beef with Snow Peas from this man?

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“Oh I get it now. All these red things and stuff. You’re the drummer!”

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